More Crap

Yes, it is back, another installment of "Crap We Really Don't Need". Man, the internet seems to be stuffed full of utter crap that has me scratching my head in wonderment at the stupid stuff people will buy.

First up...
Radar Golf Ball Finder - Spend $250 on this little device that comes with 12 golf balls that have itty bitty microchips inside so that you can find your balls when you shank them into the thick forest.

Why not spend the $250 on, you know, actually improving your game in order prevent the miss-hits into the woods in the first place. $250 on lessons or maybe just some extra time at the driving range will go a lot further than some nifty gadget that can find your lost golf balls.

Horrified B-Movie Action Figures - I am not even sure what you would use these for? Christmas decorations? Put these up with those little houses and villages people decorate at Christmastime. Maybe you could use your kids Godzilla doll and recreate a miniature Tokyo with these little action figures fleeing in horror.

Pizza Fork - Oh good grief! Look at this! A fork with a pizza cutter built in. All so you can cut and eat your pizza more effeciently.

Who the heck uses a fork to even eat pizza? They are called hands folks. Thats right, hands. They are for picking up the slice and sticking it in your mouth. Forks? They are for wimps. If you have to combine the fork with anything, I vote for the classic KFC spork.

Cruzin Cooler - Oh my. This cooler comes with options. It is available in gas or electric models and apparently comes in several colors. The electric model has a 10 mile range while the gas model can go for up to 30 miles.

It can reach speeds up to 15 MPH and you can get a wagon to tote fido along with you. A bargin at $349.