Prepare to groan.....
READ SLOWLY
ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
MISTY: How golfers create divots.
PARADOX: Two physicians.
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.
There, you've been enlightened!
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I think I love your mom! The "eyedropper" one reminds me of my friend. She was really interested in getting a pug...until she read that their is an incredibly slight chance of eyeball prolapse. We have begun attending a monthly pug meetup, and her family wants to come. I am going to give her a spray bottle filled with water and a spoon..."just in case" she needs to pick up a stray - cause I'm mean like that!
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