12 July 2006

Mom is on the Computer Again

Prepare to groan.....

READ SLOWLY

ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

MISTY: How golfers create divots.

PARADOX: Two physicians.

PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.

There, you've been enlightened!

1 comment:

jane said...

I think I love your mom! The "eyedropper" one reminds me of my friend. She was really interested in getting a pug...until she read that their is an incredibly slight chance of eyeball prolapse. We have begun attending a monthly pug meetup, and her family wants to come. I am going to give her a spray bottle filled with water and a spoon..."just in case" she needs to pick up a stray - cause I'm mean like that!