14 February 2006

Valentines Sucks!

As I was out at the drug store today getting more pain meds for my elbow replacement, I realized that there is something worse than not celebrating Valentines Day. Having your "boyfriend" be so unimaginative and uncreative enough to actually buy those cheap-ass heart-shaped boxes of chocolate from a drug store as a valentines gift. Ummmm?!?! Dude, if all you can muster is a cheap Whitman Sampler box of chocolates from Rite-Aid, you seriously need to rethink the relationship.

This rant brought to you by the makers of Vicodin.

1 comment:

Joy said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha....

I thought the same thing when I was in the grocery store this afternoon. Dude - carnations from the grocery store are a little lame! Hee.