As I was out at the drug store today getting more pain meds for my elbow replacement, I realized that there is something worse than not celebrating Valentines Day. Having your "boyfriend" be so unimaginative and uncreative enough to actually buy those cheap-ass heart-shaped boxes of chocolate from a drug store as a valentines gift. Ummmm?!?! Dude, if all you can muster is a cheap Whitman Sampler box of chocolates from Rite-Aid, you seriously need to rethink the relationship.
This rant brought to you by the makers of Vicodin.